Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.

Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

Punjabi Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.

Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te
phone karan lagga.

Poooocho kiyuuunnn?

Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”

(Add digit 2 before dialing)

Ik var ik amli radio theek karvan gaya.

Mechanic: Radio te theek hai bhai tera. Bas jara mausam
kharab hon karke nahi chalda pya.

Amli: Aa pakad 100 rupaiye, mausam nava pa de.

Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.

Bhaiya: Anandpur

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur
Sahib nahi keha janda.

Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?

Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a.

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne
shahidi payi c?

Santa Banta di fighting ho rahi si.

Santa: Tere dimag vich gobar bharya hoya hai.

Banta: Tahi te tu 2 ghante to chatti ja reha hain.

Santa America vich 3-4 mema naal bus te chadan lagda hai.
Pehle mema chad gayian. Jado Santa di vari aayi, conductor
kehnda "no more, no more"

Santa: Oye mornia chadai jana a te sadi vari kehnda no more
no more.

Santa Sydney di ik beach te leta hoya c. Suddenly a man
comes and asked: Are u relaxing.

Santa: No I am Santa. 2-3 more men asked him the same
question.

Irritated Santa got up&started walking. He saw a man lying
on a chair. Santa ask him are u relaxing? He said: yes.
Santa slapped him&said: tu ithe baitha hai te loki tainu
uthe labh rahe ne.

Santa: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya te jor jor di
chhekan maran lag pya.

Banta: Hun oh kiven hai?

Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon koi cheek nahi sunai
diti.

Ik Punjabi ne bihari se pucha: Ladki patana mehnat ka kaam
hai ya maze ka.
Bihari: Maze ka, kyunki agar mehnat ka hota to yeh bhi aap
ham se karvate.

Ik Sardar apne friend kol manja mangan gaya.
Friend: Sade kol do hi mnje ne. Ik te mein te mera bapu
sonde haan te dooje te meri vohti te maa.
Sardar: Oye Ullu ! Manja nahi dena te na deo par soya te
tareeke naal karo.